Confusing Job Title.

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My wife is going to have a total hip replacement operation but must attend an Eduction Day run by someone with the grand job title"Pathway Facilitator". That is the best one I have seen in years,can it be bettered?
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Can you identify the following jobs?

Media Distribution Operative
Education Centre Nourishment Consultant
Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant
Gastronomical Hygiene Technician
Mortar Logistics Engineer
Field Nourishment Consultant
Transparency-Enhancement Facilitator
Highway Environmental Hygienist
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Free Online Dictionary definition of prime "First in excellence, quality, or value"

When did we last have that?
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[quote="alan refail"]Can you identify the following jobs?

Media Distribution Operative
Paperboy
Education Centre Nourishment Consultant
Dinnerlady
Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant
Sales Assistant
Gastronomical Hygiene Technician
Kitchen Porter
Mortar Logistics Engineer
Brickie
Field Nourishment Consultant
Muckspreader
Transparency-Enhancement Facilitator
Window Cleaner
Highway Environmental Hygienist
Roadsweeper
Off the top of my head. :lol:
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Well done Ron

Just one missed:

Gastronomical Hygiene Technician - dish washer
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The reason for the strange title Snooky is that the NHS uses care pathways for all long term conditions and for sets of procedures. So there'll be a care pathway for the management of diabetes, or chronic pulmonary obstructive disease, or dementia, and so on.
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There's one job title that seems to stay the same, despite the huge number of demanding tasks, many very complex and specialised, that are required:


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