Dangerous things to say.
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oldherbaceous
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Walk into your dearests kitchen, move a few things about, then say, "that looks a bit tidier", then leave with all possible haste.
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There's no fool like an old fool.
There's no fool like an old fool.
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Dear OH, I take it you have just learned that lesson from personal experience? 
You're more than welcome to come into my kitchen and try a repeat performance. Our loft, study and garage would also benefit from your obviously expert skills.
You're more than welcome to come into my kitchen and try a repeat performance. Our loft, study and garage would also benefit from your obviously expert skills.
my father came round this morning and asked if we'd enjoyed our wedding aniversary yesterday....
.... the mrs is now claiming she was keeping quiet waiting to see when i'd remember i'd forgotten it..... mind you she couldnt remember which year we got married..
guess id better drop some subtle hints about my birthday next week
.... the mrs is now claiming she was keeping quiet waiting to see when i'd remember i'd forgotten it..... mind you she couldnt remember which year we got married..
guess id better drop some subtle hints about my birthday next week
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Dear Primrose, that was something i said a good while back, the reason it came to mind was, i was just day-dreaming about the odd silly things i have said through my life.
Dear Richard, i would have thought if you just say, how old am i this year, this should suffice nicely.
Dear Richard, i would have thought if you just say, how old am i this year, this should suffice nicely.
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"Yes darling your bum does look big in that."
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oldherbaceous
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Dear Peter, i wonder how many men have thought that but never had the courage, or should i say stupidity to say it. 
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There's no fool like an old fool.
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Some years ago in the pub a friend of mine was asked to descibe his perfect woman. He said: 'Someone who's a cross between Raquel Welch and Mrs Beeton' (Shows how old he was!). 'And I married her!' he continued.
'Really?' said someone.
'Yes' he replied. 'She cooks like Raquel Welch and makes love like Mrs Beeton!'.
'Really?' said someone.
'Yes' he replied. 'She cooks like Raquel Welch and makes love like Mrs Beeton!'.
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Hmmm, well as Mrs Beeton died when she was 29 (allegedly of syphilis) and wasn't a bad looker either, I'm not sure how to take that comment
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Don't get on a plane and greet your mate by shouting "Hi! Jack".
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...on a Kitchen Garden forum:
"Alan maybe able to tell you the story"
"Alan maybe able to tell you the story"
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Dear Alan, i find that very honest of you.
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Dear OH
Mor onest â'r geirchen - As honest as the oat grain
Mor onest â'r geirchen - As honest as the oat grain
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Ah, yes the good old Oat grain, and where would we all be without that.
Kind Regards, Old Herbaceous.
There's no fool like an old fool.
There's no fool like an old fool.