Earlier today I was in my greenhouse, thinning out and tying in tomatoes. Some five hours later, I found a load of green tomatoes caught up in my hair. I couldn't untangle them and had to enlist Tim's help.
He eventually got them free and it dawned on me to ask why he'd not mentioned that I had hair full of tomatoes.
He said he thought it was deliberate!
To what kind of a lunatic does he think he is married?
