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Confusing Job Title.
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:16 pm
by snooky
My wife is going to have a total hip replacement operation but must attend an Eduction Day run by someone with the grand job title"Pathway Facilitator". That is the best one I have seen in years,can it be bettered?
Re: Confusing Job Title.
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:25 pm
by alan refail
Can you identify the following jobs?
Media Distribution Operative
Education Centre Nourishment Consultant
Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant
Gastronomical Hygiene Technician
Mortar Logistics Engineer
Field Nourishment Consultant
Transparency-Enhancement Facilitator
Highway Environmental Hygienist
Re: Confusing Job Title.
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:38 pm
by Geoff
Prime Minister
Free Online Dictionary definition of prime "First in excellence, quality, or value"
When did we last have that?
Re: Confusing Job Title.
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:00 pm
by WestHamRon
[quote="alan refail"]Can you identify the following jobs?
Media Distribution Operative
PaperboyEducation Centre Nourishment Consultant
DinnerladyCustomer Experience Enhancement Consultant
Sales AssistantGastronomical Hygiene Technician
Kitchen PorterMortar Logistics Engineer
BrickieField Nourishment Consultant
MuckspreaderTransparency-Enhancement Facilitator
Window CleanerHighway Environmental Hygienist
RoadsweeperOff the top of my head.

Re: Confusing Job Title.
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:06 am
by alan refail
Well done Ron
Just one missed:
Gastronomical Hygiene Technician - dish washer
Re: Confusing Job Title.
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:09 pm
by Tigger
The reason for the strange title Snooky is that the NHS uses care pathways for all long term conditions and for sets of procedures. So there'll be a care pathway for the management of diabetes, or chronic pulmonary obstructive disease, or dementia, and so on.
Re: Confusing Job Title.
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:39 pm
by The Mouse
There's one job title that seems to stay the same, despite the huge number of demanding tasks, many very complex and specialised, that are required:
Wife 