Funny No 2

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lizzie
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From same forum as No 1

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the
casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES , YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men.

:twisted:
Lots of love

Lizzie
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Dear Lizzie, it is right about men, it's that Irish accent that does it. :wink:
Kind Regards, Old Herbaceous.

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Lurganspade
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At the moment my "FAVOURITE" woman is Harriet Harmin;
all mouth and no teeth !!
Like all " wimin",wants to and thinks she could rule the world!

When she had the chance to confront "The Fathers for Justice" crew, who had climbed onto the roof of her husbands (whose name she does not use) house,what did she do?
She ran!

Cowardly B-----!!
Enough said
Buy land, they do not make it anymore!
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lizzie
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The daft cow....if they'd climbed om my roof i'd have asked them fix the flashings and a few cracked slates while they were up there :twisted:
Lots of love

Lizzie
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