Kitchen Garden Forum

There's just been an item on Midlands Today about a woman who can tell your fortune by the way you drop asapargus spears on the floor. She's called an "asparamancer", the only one in the country. Suprisingly.

I can feel my tenuous grip on reality loosening

If throwing asparagus around equals reality i would let your tenuous grip of it go Chantal. Some people have too much time on their hands . I wonder what she can tell you about if you throw carrots?
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She was getting paid to do it at an exhibition at the NEC, we could do that with any veg you could mention. Talk about money for nothing

Try throwing a bucket of cold water in the other direction and see what she makes of that.
Most be hypercynical this week as I have just read the moon planting book, didn't know foot and mouth was caused by the stars!

I'd like to see what she says by reading Jerusalem Artichokes. They're so small they can travel for quite a ditance when chucked about

And as for the wind that follows......