Mystic Veg

[Chantal]

There's just been an item on Midlands Today about a woman who can tell your fortune by the way you drop asapargus spears on the floor. She's called an "asparamancer", the only one in the country. Suprisingly.

I can feel my tenuous grip on reality loosening

[seedling]

If throwing asparagus around equals reality i would let your tenuous grip of it go Chantal. Some people have too much time on their hands . I wonder what she can tell you about if you throw carrots?
seedling

[Chantal]

She was getting paid to do it at an exhibition at the NEC, we could do that with any veg you could mention. Talk about money for nothing

[Geoff]

Try throwing a bucket of cold water in the other direction and see what she makes of that.
Most be hypercynical this week as I have just read the moon planting book, didn't know foot and mouth was caused by the stars!

[lizzie]

I'd like to see what she says by reading Jerusalem Artichokes. They're so small they can travel for quite a ditance when chucked about

[Tigger]

And as for the wind that follows......