Life cycle reversal

[Happymouse]

Found this amusing. Is it too rude to post ?

I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, you know,
start out dead, get it out of the
way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get
kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you
start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until
you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party,
you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's
the big
deal?) and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby,
then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like
central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and
then you finish off as an orgasm!

[oldherbaceous]

No i don't think it's to rude Happymouse.
Even though i have led a very sheltered life.
Infact i think it's pretty funny.

Kind regards Old Herbaceous.

Theres no fool like an old fool.

[Carole B.]

Sounds good to me!