Daughter, who should know better, had put some leftover cooked beefburgers from the fridge in with the dogs dry food, without cutting them up.
As they were under 2" diameter the greedy bitch hadn't bothered to bite them, instead gulping them down whole and backfilling with dry dog food.
Took several attempts before the dog disgorged her meal, she is snoozing quietly on the sofa next to me now.
Before OH says a word, I did pull my shorts on before running downstairs, wouldn't want to get bitten would I? 
Daughter got to clear up the pile of puke, while I returned to my bath.
PS Bitches widdle a bit when you try and save them from choking to death, little squirts that travel far.
till I cried, I have done that manouvre a couple of times on children, thankfully they didn't pee!
