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Hi All

Enjoy :lol: :lol:

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!!! A new blonde joke!!!

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then , maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as
the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and
hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....


'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
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........lol ...just to counterbalance thiis one ....

Why do men like smart, sexy women?
Opposites attract.
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Hi NB

I know I married a blonde :twisted:

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I got some cracking ones about Rooney, but couldn't possible post them on here :twisted:
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Hi NB,
I do not believe that smart and sexy belong in the same sentence.
You are either sexy or you are smart but very very seldom do you see the same attributes together! :wink:
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I've heard some of Lizzie's Rooney jokes and they are brilliant but as she says, no way are they printable! :lol: :lol: :lol:

JB......I beg to differ! 8)

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Johnboy wrote:Hi NB,
I do not believe that smart and sexy belong in the same sentence.
You are either sexy or you are smart but very very seldom do you see the same attributes together! :wink:
JB.


Now you have upset all of us females JB! Of course we are all both!
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Hi Glallotments,
In the immortal words of Elaine " I beg to differ!"
Anything for a stir. :)
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Presenting Johnboy with a wooden spoon, or an MCP mug, lol
Mmmnnn.... smart and sexy, come on girls. name a few, Dolly Parton ?
My grandaughters are all pretty smart and pretty and sexy too one is taking her international baccalaureat and the others have a string of A*'s I hear the girls are outperforming the boys at school .... need I say more ?
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Hi NB,
The only thing I can boast about is that my chest is 10" bigger the Dolly Parton's!! :wink:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
but a different shape, eh JB?
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Oh Jonboy... not ...manboobs LOL
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Afraid so! :lol:
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Johnboy - have you noticed that I'm not talking to you! :(
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Glallotments the silence is deafening! :wink:
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