Lordy, lordy!

[alan refail]

When Peter Mandelson was elevated (?) to the House of Lords he took the title of Baron Mandelson, of Foy in the County of Herefordshire and of Hartlepool in the County of Durham.

Any suggestions for the new Lords/Ladies?

All I can come up with is Ian Paisley as Lord God Almighty.

Any suggestions for Sir Ian Blair, John Prescott, Floella Benjamin etc?

[Geoff]

Lord of the Lies

Lord of the Pies

Lady of the Square Window
(couldn't think of a rhyme other than Nappies which could be OK for pre-school I suppose)

[Mike Vogel]

Lord Toojags of Fivebellies
Lord Bruiser of Wherzinow?

Floella Benjamin?? REALLY???
Lady Whoopsy of Whatapair, if I recall an incident when my children were children.

[Elle's Garden]

Floella Benjamin?? REALLY???
Lady Whoopsy of Whatapair, if I recall an incident when my children were children.

[richard p]

"Any suggestions for the new Lords/Ladies"

shoot the lot of them

[glallotments]

I thought that the idea was to cut down on Parliament and if we kept the Lords to make it an elected body. It seems each government just skew the numbers so they have a majority anyway.