I've just picked the first ever spears from some plants that I sowed as seed three years ago!
Before you start thinking that I'm showing off, I had better be honest and admit that it was only two spears!
Unfortunately, the plants were badly attacked by asparagus beetle last year, and some died back very early. Even if they have survived and make an appearance this year, I will have to give them another year to gain strength before I can think of harvesting anything from them.
Oh well - there is still something magical about seeing those spears forcing their way up through the surface, isn't there?

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
Mark Twain