Poor old James Martin

[lizzie]

Give me a few hours Herby and I will be landing on your doorstep at break-neck speed

I adore Ducatis............... a couple of Irish gentlemen I know have one each and one has a Harley and a Triumph Bullet too.

Don't know what it is about the Ducatti though............seems to raise me temperature quite a bit

[Clive.]

Dear Lizzie, i have a Ducati tucked away.

Now I seem to think that there was a Flymo rotavator with a Ducati engine..

Clive.

[Monika]

Dear Tigger, I was idly reading the programme for the Ilkley Literature Festival tonight when I saw that the man of your dreams will be attending in October and also that he is a Yorkshire man. Just thought you might like to know!

[lizzie]

Dear Lizzie, i have a Ducati tucked away.

Now I seem to think that there was a Flymo rotavator with a Ducati engine..

Clive.

You're probably right Clive, knowing Herby

[oldherbaceous]

It really is a motobike.

[Tigger]

He certainly is Monika and often refers to it, even though he now lives in Hampshire.

[pongeroon]

Ducatis are notoriously unreliable. Italian, so 'nuff said. However, like many Italian males, are more attractive, possibly for this very reason.

[Elaine]

Who is James Martin and what does he look like??
What am I missing out on

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Elaine, he is a celebrity chef, and is an ugly version of me.
Not that really helps, as you don't know what i look like either.

[lizzie]

Early warning for Tigger..................JM pic below.........sit down first Girl

Here ya go Elaine................let the droolfest commence



I am a bit of a petrolhead Pongeroon...........so would be interested in the mans collection of cars............. All suspension needs to be tested fully

[Elaine]

Thanks Lizzie.
mmmmmm yum I do see what you all mean now!

Is this hunk on a telly programme? Seems my avoidance of watching cookery programmes might be detrimental to my well-being!!
Cheers!

[Elaine]

Dear OH. Maybe as well we don't know what you look like!! could you cope with women flocking to camp on your doorstep in a mass droolfest?
If so, I will reserve my place now!
Cheers.

Dear Elaine, he is a celebrity chef, and is an ugly version of me.
Not that really helps, as you don't know what i look like either.

[Elaine]

Hi Tigger..now I know what all the hoo-ha is about, I'm with envy!! Hope you have a brilliant time and do let us know how it went...pleeease.
Cheers.

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Elaine, Tigger is sure to let us all know every Little detail.

And i'm just sweeping the doorstep now.

[Tigger]

Elaine - he's on every Saturday morning on BBC1 and regularly on several of the Sky channels.

It's those eyes that get you!