Sods law!

[FelixLeiter]

...or somewhere else dangerous (but not Bransholme).

You clearly haven't been to Bransholme, pongeroon.

[Elaine]

We live in Bransholme. Don't believe everything you read or hear about the place!

[pongeroon]

Felix, I didn't mean Bransholme isn't dangerous; clearly it is, or Ben Brown would not have been sent...

But no, I have never been there.

[Elaine]

You should come and visit!! Flak jackets, body armour and hard hat obligatory, as is a long stick for seeking out land mines set by the local ten year olds...oh yes and one must take care when approaching road ends as we residents of Bransholme have gun turrets on our roofs and heat seeking missiles in our sheds! Cheers!

[pongeroon]

It certainly sounds exciting, and not unlike some of the villages in sunny Worcestershire....

I will bring my sniffer chickens (for the landmines) and a small child to use as a decoy.

[Elaine]

Don't forget the food supplies for when you're under siege....you're welcome to share my bunker (along with the sniffer chicken who might not get along with my attack cat)