Lizzie's welcome home tea party for Grock.

the grock in a frock · Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:07 pm

ive been using lots of foul launguage to the thing but it still says NO! and thats what im saying to you piglet NO MORE PICTURES god man your becoming obsesed with me,the one in the p.v.c shell suit is enough for any man,.......oh o.k then readers hives have informed me ive been voted babe of the month, so ill let ye get first gog of the centre fold,aparantly its something to do with water sports,so i guess i;ll be sailing or water sking :twisted:

Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:13 am

Good god woman, you can not be photographed if you have hives. :evil:

Just wait till the rash goes, or is it a convoluted plan by piglet to run soothing ointment ....................................................................................................

lizzie · Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:15 am

Probably Piglet.

It was rumoured that when the Grock was poorly he wanted to rub her chest with Vic. A bit of a hard job cos of all the hair she has on her chest. It needs plaiting first :shock:

That man will do anything for a snorker and a good corpse crunching!!!!

Don't know how Mrs Piglet would feel about him rubbing her chest.

The Grock In A Frock · Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:47 am

liz your confused again...take your bloody medication.i did want vic rubbed all over me chest ,but the ubby wouldnt let him in the house :twisted:

Mon Mar 20, 2006 1:18 pm

If it's coming from Piglet, shouldn't that be oinkment?

lizzie · Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:24 pm

Grock

Will you fix your clock. Mind you, you only come alive when it's night time. That's when the best business is to be found.

Mind you, I should know. See you on Sheil Rd after :twisted:

The Grock In A Frock · Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:43 pm

excuse me!what is wrong with my clock,or do you know sumit i dont

pigletwillie · Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:10 pm

Lizzie, I have bought an epilator for the Grocks chest hair off ebay. I actually liked it :shock:

but it stopped the vics from rubbing in.

If you hear screams from her shed you know that the epliator's in use. I think I heard the word "Brazillian" uttered before she locked the door and to make matters worse, she took in with her two cigars and a flagon of sprout wine. :twisted:

Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:05 am

You may recall that I was having trouble sleeping? Well having read that I may never sleep soundly again! How glad I am that this is early morning and I didn't stay on line late last night. This is the stuff that nightmares are made of. Thank you Piglet.

richard p · Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:56 am

blackberry wine is the thing, half a glass and its time to think of bed, a whole glass and its time to wonder whether its worth the bother of trying to drag the OH along, perhaps better to leave her snoring on the settee.

Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:31 am

It'll take more than blackberry wine to clear my head of the image of Grock in a shed with sprout wine and a couple of cigars giving herself a Brazilian, and that's before starting on her chest!

Poor Grock, what's she done to deserve this abuse?

pigletwillie · Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:35 pm

Grock, how did the epilator work. If it was any good you can lend it to Lizzie for her tash. Mrs Piglet says hers keeps her hams nice and smooth even if it does pull a bit.

The Grock In A Frock · Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:49 pm

well piglet it worked just fine thankyou,had to de clog it a couple of times,but all in all i think i look wounderful.didnt half go through some rollie papers though,just couldnt stop bleeding.well now that the arse is done ill have a go of the chest :twisted:

Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:51 pm

Christ that does it. I'm not reading this thread again!

The Grock in a Frock · Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:53 pm

bye shaza !

Lizzie's welcome home tea party for Grock.

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