Saw this on another forum......so click on the link and turn up your speakers........enjoy
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny- ... 6393.blurb
Can you relate t o this............?
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so funny 
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oldherbaceous
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Dear Lizzie, it's not so funny when these things are reality. 
Kind Regards, Old Herbaceous.
There's no fool like an old fool.
There's no fool like an old fool.
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alan refail
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As someone once said - probably -
Getting old is a whole lot better than not getting old
Getting old is a whole lot better than not getting old
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...and just for a laugh...
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.
"Here is your seaside villa, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many free bars and restaurants located throughout the area."
"Shit" the old man hissed to his wife when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, low-fat diets and organic vegetables!"
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.
"Here is your seaside villa, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many free bars and restaurants located throughout the area."
"Shit" the old man hissed to his wife when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, low-fat diets and organic vegetables!"
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Dear Alan, i still wouldn't swop that lot, for what i have now. 
Kind Regards, Old Herbaceous.
There's no fool like an old fool.
There's no fool like an old fool.
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Dear OH
Neither would I. Which is why I'm still here
Can't play golf, wouldn't eat anything somebody else had cooked - though I might go for the free booze
Neither would I. Which is why I'm still here
Can't play golf, wouldn't eat anything somebody else had cooked - though I might go for the free booze