Lizzie's welcome home tea party for Grock.

[Chantal]

You have a WHAT? Is it legal?

[lizzie]

Got word from Grock.

Her 'puter has been poorly again and been to have its chips seen to.

She should be back on line soon.

She said hers is a very large one and she wants the brolly, fruit and everything in it. A real Delboy job.

[Chantal]

Tell her more vinegar usually helps with chips.

Grock's what is a very large one?

[lizzie]

Her surgical spirit and babycham/lambrini.

I'll have to nock these painkillers off. I don't even understand myself. I need a hug.
I'm sad today. Nevermind, nothing a piece of chocolate cake and a cuppa can't solve.

[Chantal]

Have a virtual hug from me Lizzie - tell you what, I'll send you another card. Check your email in about 10 minutes.

[lizzie]

Bless you. What a sweetie. It's cos I can't get on with what i've got to get done on the plot. I'm in the sling for 2 months, got physio for god knows how long, got a chest infection and a tooth absess.

I'm feeling sorry for myself and have no right to.

So everyone, let's get the music on, get the food out and let's get boogying!!!!!

"Ya done too much
much too young
now ya married with a kid
when ya could be havin
fun with me"

Anyone else pogoing or am I on my own!!!

[peter]

Chantal, Welsh for Police!

Went on holiday to Wales last year and found just outside the campsite lots of blue-n-white tape tied along bushes on verge next to big skid marks that went over the stone wall and off into the field. It said Hedlu, then we saw that written down the side of the local cop cars.

White, with two sugars and a twix please Lizzie.

[lizzie]

No probs Peter

Anyone for another song?

Ready, all together now

"Unos, dos, tres, catorce!
Lights go down, it's dark
The jungle in your head
Can't rule your heart
A feeling is so much stronger than
a thought
Your eyes are wide
And though your soul
It can't be bought
Your mind can wonder

Hello hello"

Pass us another drinkie please

[Tigger]

OK - got Ultimate Chocolate cake, Green and Black's fruit and chocolate cake and Danish pastries (OH's out to impress this week as he's been incarcerated - whoops, married - for 30 years.

Can I post it out in slices via the disk drive?

[lizzie]

Go for it Tigger.

I've been in the same situation for 15 years this year. Not married to him, just incarcerated with each other and, most of the time, there's no-one i'd rather be incarcerated with.

Shift that chair over and pogo!!!!!!!

[Chantal]

Peter, these skid marks, never seen any that long before; were the police in a hurry for the Lulu too? Eeurgh yuk.

Tigger, bung some of the choccie in your disk drive for me girl; it'll play havoc with my gallstones but who cares? Oh , congratulations by the way, you don't look old enough!

Lizzie, have another drinkie, you sound like you need it and keep singing, with every drink you get better.

Chantal, get back to work before you have to sack yourself!

[Tigger]

The drive keeps rejecting. What's going on?! Ok - doesn't work. Virtual systems only..........

Of course - 30 years - I was a child bride.

Can't get any worse!!

[lizzie]

My Old Man's ten years older than me. He keeps saying about remembering things in 1974 etc. I have to keep reminding him I was only 5 or 6, not 15 or 16!!!!!!

It's a real leveller that one.

Then there's the Monster In Law. I put up with mine cos she's his mum and I wouldn't turn her away from the house. I did get my revenge on her late last year but won't go into things here. She called my daughter fat. Sian is 5'7", size 8-10 with the most beautiful waist length red hair. Wish I was fat like that. This was coming from a woman who is classed as morbidly obese!!!!

His dad's brilliant. A really top class bloke. Fabulous. You can have a really good natter with him. He's really witty and intelligent but he listens to new ideas and is interested in new technology etc.

Anyway, bung us over another babycham and lambrini, pass us that kebab and let's have a sing song.

Come on, altogether now
"There's an old mill by a stream
Nellie Dean
Where we used to sit and dream
Nellie DEAN" Hic

[pigletwillie]

Mrs Piglets 15 years older than me to the day (we share the same birthday). I only married her for her pension, well thats what I tell her anyway, she is the best. How unfortunate your monster in law is a dragon Lizzie, mine is wonderful, top drawer, her old man, now deceased was horrid though.

Cakes presents and cards on July 1st please.

[peter]

Chantal, quick you've not changed your avatar in the last couple of hours.

Here, get out the digital camera, Piglet and I will use the torch to do an interesting shadow puppet outline on the shed wall, which combined with the paisley wallpaper and traces of the last time Grock cornered him in here will make a wonderfull picture.