Caption competition 4

[alan refail]

We had to have one from him before he fades out of our lives



Of course, he may well have come up with the winner already himself - check up here.

[Parsons Jack]

We had to have one from him before he fades out of our lives



Of course, he may well have come up with the winner already himself - check up here.

Shit!! Bill Clinton done better at this as well

[retropants]

oooh, no, me giblets....!

[Shallot Man]

What do you mean, which ones the turkey !

[Primrose]

"What do you mean - Stop ars**g around? "

[lizzie]

We had to have one from him before he fades out of our lives



Of course, he may well have come up with the winner already himself - check up here.

Turkey "Is that a Turkey Twizzler in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me"

[Shallot Man]

Lizzie has the best caption so far. shallotman

[Geoff]

"That will stop your chav hanging!"

or

"No wonder they eat turkeys for Thanksgiving."

or

"Get this Greek off me!"

or

"No weapons of mass destruction there either"

- not happy about those, must try harder.

[peter]

Oh so many spring to mind.

Monica Turkey goes for her Lewinsky moment.

It's my pecker!

Gobble-gobble!

"Get this turkey off me" says the one with feathers.

Where are the controls for this thing?

Stop laughing you two, you're next.

Why has this knob got another knob? asks the turkey.

[Johnboy]

Welsh Place Names "Unzipped"
JB.

[Mike Vogel]

I didn't know turkeys ate each other's giblets.

mike

[old codger]

I need plucking.

[Greenman]

Oh my God! It's mistaken me for Dick Cheney, the Vice-President!

[The Grock in the Frock]

That monica lewinski bird aint alf changed

[alan refail]

Lots of excellent entries - but the prize goes to Lizzie with her original and rude:-

"Is that a Turkey Twizzler in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me"


This week's prize is this useful bush