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Here's this week's puzzle. What is Monty saying? Or, for that matter, what does the plant think about it :?:

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alan refail wrote:Here's this week's puzzle. What is Monty saying? Or, for that matter, what does the plant think about it :?:

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Take a tip from Jonny Wilkinson madam. Hold your hands like this, take three steps back, and then kick the bloody cat as high over the fence as you can. It won't pee on your plants ever again.
Cheers PJ.

I'm just off down the greenhouse. I won't be long...........
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It's a "Nescafe" plant!!! :D
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Parsons Jack. your caption as a rugby supporter is SUPERB. :lol: :lol:
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"Well Tigger, once I've got hold of Johnboy by the voolnrubles I'll just squeeze like this!"
alan refail wrote:(picture courtesy of BBC)Image
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Priceless Peter!

As for my caption...........

"No, honestly. Don't look at me with disbelief. It's true. You'll get at least 15 pumpkins from that little plant before the month is out."
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What brilliant entries :!:

They'll take some beating. I hoped Monty might spark imaginations :wink:
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Plant speaking.

I suppose if Monty can't get me to fruit, then he will take me to his other project, where i will have my leaves stripped, dried and then smoked. :(
Kind Regards, Old Herbaceous.

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Parsons Jack, what a brilliant caption couldn't do better than that myself.
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Any more offers :?:
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I don't think anyone can compete with P.J's reply, absolutely brilliant. :)
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I agree with OH, no competition after PJ reply.
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The judges bow to the people's votes this week - so the winner is Parsons Jack with

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Take a tip from Jonny Wilkinson madam. Hold your hands like this, take three steps back, and then kick the bloody cat as high over the fence as you can. It won't pee on your plants ever again.

And PJ's prize is

this useful book
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Hi all,

I'm honoured and humbled and would like to dedicate this win to all those gardeners that have cats shitting in the veg plot :) :wink:
Cheers PJ.

I'm just off down the greenhouse. I won't be long...........
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