IS THIS THE WAY TO TAMARILLO ?

[paul.r]

bloke without a spade in his head
doug less

[Chantal]

Done that one - keep up my boy.

What do you call a lady with only one leg?

Eileen.


What do you call a lady with only one leg in Japan?

Irene.

[paul.r]

man with 2 panes of glass stuck in his head?
paddy o'doors
sorry about the repeat Chantel.

[Chantal]

Forgiven Paul.

What do you call a woman setting fire to bills?

Bernadette.

[lizzie]

You're off your heads you lot.

Here's one for the girls

Why do girls like a circumsized man?

All girls like something with 10% off

BOOM BOOM

[Chantal]

What do you call a man with oil spurting out of his head?

Derrick.

[lizzie]

What do you call a scouser in a suit

The Defendant

[paul.r]

man laying in your hallway
Matt
I'm worn out!

[Chantal]

What do you call a man under a Renault?

Jacques

I'm worn out too and trying to eat my dinner.

[paul.r]

the fairy who needed a bath?
stinkerbell.
are we in danger of scraping the barrel?

[Chantal]

What do you call a guy with a left eye that's an inch higher than the right one?

Isaiah

Dunno, what do you think?

[Tigger]

Can we stop now........please. This headbanging is starting to hurt now.

[Chantal]

Hi Tigger, I have a shocking headache and can't think of any more, I'm drained. Well, one last one for tonight:

What do you call a man shot out of a cannon?

Rick O'Shea.

[pigletwillie]

One last one from me.

What do you call a man who dares to sit in Chantal's tent?

Lou

[paul.r]

definately scraping the barrel now its a crued one.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no genitals?
no ....... idea
no need for that really was there?