IS THIS THE WAY TO TAMARILLO ?

[ROD 'MR CHILLI' HOLMES]

Hi everyone,
I've been given some Tamarillo (Peruvian Tomatoes) seeds and i'm wondering what are my chances.
All I have is my allotment, no greenhouse, I live in a flat, so no ground whatsoever, but my windows are East facing and my lottie is East/West facing (i.e graveyard layout)(a little joke later) with no shade whatsoever, what are my chances ladies and gents ?

o.k here goes:
What do you call a man with a raincoat on ?
MAC
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MAX
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MAX BYGRAVES

LOL
Mr Chilli

[paul.r]

what do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lilly.

[Chantal]

No idea about the tamarillos.

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Beatrix Potter

[pigletwillie]

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Jack

[Chantal]

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug

And without a spade in his head?

Douglas

[ROD 'MR CHILLI' HOLMES]

Dear oh dear oh dear !!!
For all you Zappa fans out their this string could have been Tamarillo Brillo

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Sister Matic

Mr C

[pigletwillie]

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Cliff

[Chantal]

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Warren

[pigletwillie]

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Laurie

[Chantal]

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Russell

[pigletwillie]

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DEAD

[pigletwillie]

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Ed

[Chantal]

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[Chantal]

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[pigletwillie]

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