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I read it in a magazine somewhere. 
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Dear Chantal, i've been thinking, what about a handyman on your staff, now a handy man would be useful.

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I do all that too
I'm a DIY queen. I can (showing off now) tile, wallpaper, paint, lay floor tiles, brick lay, fit kitchen units make things like chicken runs and veg frames, etc, etc.
Why would I need a handy "man"?

Why would I need a handy "man"?
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Chantal wrote:I do all that tooI'm a DIY queen. I can (showing off now) tile, wallpaper, paint, lay floor tiles, brick lay, fit kitchen units make things like chicken runs and veg frames, etc, etc.
Hi Chantal,
Don't fancy a couple of weeks in St. Mary's Bay do you
Cheers PJ.
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Chantal wrote:Sorry, but you'd not be able to afford me
Was it you that stole my Bank details then
Cheers PJ.
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Dear Chantal, this is my last offer, what about a Jester.
They are hard to come by these days, and i'm sure i would be up to the job.

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oldherbaceous wrote:Dear Chantal, this is my last offer, what about a Jester.They are hard to come by these days, and i'm sure i would be up to the job.
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Hi OH,
Can you come down to SMB as well. You can entertain us while Chantal is doing the err... decorating
Cheers PJ.
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Dear PJ, i'm not sure if Chantal would want me moonlighting, i've heard she can be quite a task master, mentioning no names.
Wonder how Seedling is.
Wonder how Seedling is.
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Seedling, I will have you know, spent a good time on my plot today; sitting on a chair in the sunshine watching me weeding
Sorry guys, I'm far too busy to do any decorating, or anything else for that matter. Apart from the allotment and garden I have a new bathroom floor to put down and a few tiles to sort out plus a couple of bedrooms to decorate, if it rains
You want to be my jester OH? Hmmm, I'll have to think about that
Sorry guys, I'm far too busy to do any decorating, or anything else for that matter. Apart from the allotment and garden I have a new bathroom floor to put down and a few tiles to sort out plus a couple of bedrooms to decorate, if it rains
You want to be my jester OH? Hmmm, I'll have to think about that
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OH,
If Chantal is thinking about it, sounds like your in with a chance there!!!
donedigging
If Chantal is thinking about it, sounds like your in with a chance there!!!
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Dear Donedigging, thats just what i was thinking.
Now wheres that funny looking hat gone, i remember now, Old Codger borrowed it to try and put a bit of fun back in his life.

Now wheres that funny looking hat gone, i remember now, Old Codger borrowed it to try and put a bit of fun back in his life.
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OH,
I think Chantal is just playing hard to get
I think Chantal is just playing hard to get
Cheers PJ.
I'm just off down the greenhouse. I won't be long...........
I'm just off down the greenhouse. I won't be long...........
