Attn Grock.

[peter]

Grock, when you were at pontins and fell on the dance floor did that big fat bloke tread on your hands as you got up?

Cos yur spolling huz gurn to purt sinz ur gut beck.

[The Grock in the Frock]

pardon

[Chantal]

He said

"'cos your spelling has gone to pot since you got back".

I think.

[pigletwillie]

She will be ok soon, it takes a week for the meths/antifreeze mixers to get out of your system.

Poor Grock.

[The Grock in the Frock]

has it?the babysham and brandy must be wering off!thanks 4 the translation shaza!

[peter]

Grock, where do you get the meths these days?

I could do with some!

Went to see my mother, 87, in hospital this weekend and found her having a discussion, very animated, with an empty chair. She then told me that the man (woman actually) in the bed opposite was dead and had been dead for three weeks (mother had been in that ward four days), but the nurses would not take the body away until they had poisened her and I must go to the end bay and talk to her mother about it all.

Ain't life grand.

[Gill - Guest]

You have my sympathy my Mum's next door neighbour is the same Mum told me how bad she was, but still when she asked me if I had seen her George I was struck dumb as he is dead but apparently she cannot remember from 1 minute to the next but why oh why is she allowed to live alone ????????Love your Mum but try to remember happier times she is happy in her own world you just have to try and not let it get to you kindest regards G