A TREAT FOR MY WIFE AND MOTHER IN LAW

[Cider Boys]

It has been such a lovely day today that I thought I would take the wife and mother in law for a ride in the country.

Barney

[oldherbaceous]

Dear oh dear Barney, that is brilliant, i'm still chuckling away five minutes after i first read it.

[lizzie]

My mother in law wouldn't fit in the cage. She once got stuck in a carver chair in a restaurant. That was very funny

[Geoff]

Where's the picture coming back from market - how much did you get for them?

[vivienz]

That'll be the only car you can afford after your wife finds out what you've posted and she skins you in the divorce!
Vivien

[Cider Boys]

I’m at a complete loss to what you mean Vivien, my wife thinks I’m one of those ‘new men’ the way I help her with jobs around the house. Only the other day all she had to do was call and I was out happy to hold the ladder for her whilst she was up fixing the guttering.

Barney

[vivienz]

LOL, Barney! Actually, I'm quite happy with interpretation of rules. My husband can't cook (not won't, really can't - set fire to himself and the cooker the last time he tried), but I still insist that every so often it's his turn. A dangerous ploy, I hear you say, but so far so good - he usually takes me out for dinner! Needless to say, I encourage him in this habit.
Vivien

[Shallot Man]

Cant see the broomhandle rack.