Bits and bobs No2

[Chantal]

One day Peter, one day...

I'm so tired this morning I've had to come to work for a sit down. Thank goodness my brain still works 'cos not much else does without protest.

Allotment looks good though.

[oldherbaceous]

Evening all, just got back from a rather fun filled evening at the Stables in Wavendon, for those of you who might not know, it's the place that Cleo Laine started.

There was an eight piece band playing, which one of them is my friend. They only play for fun normally, but put this gig on for Willen hospice and the Stables fund, and managed to raise a large sum of money.

The main reason for posting this is, just to say what a good job so many people do of raising money for these charaties.

[peter]

OH, in the BBC there is a n ews item about Sandy Town Council, such an unlikely name for a gardening forum post, but anyway, they are appealing for landowners to volunteer their land for allotments!

Not you is it, trying to expand your illicit carrot groing scheme?

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Peter, i have been sworn to secrecy.

[Chantal]

Peter, his window box just wouldn't cut the mustard

[oldherbaceous]

In one of them moods are we then Chantal.

[Chantal]

OH, you know me so well. You on the other hand, no one knows you, so we just have to speculate, as ususal

I'm in quite a good mood actually

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Chantal, you can't beat a little mystery in ones life.

And you always seem to be in a good mood, just like me.

And you might all know me better than you think.

[Chantal]

OMG, you're not Monty Don are you?

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Chantal, you are quite correct i'm not Monty Don. I never could be as popular as that.

[Chantal]

Erm, Sarah Raven then?

[oldherbaceous]

Oh poo, now thats gone and spoilt it, how did you work that out, a womens intuition i suppose.

I must say it's been rather nice having a little chat with you on here.

[Chantal]

OK, so if you're Sarah Raven, do you wear skirts all the time 'cos it makes it easier for al fresco peeing when caught short in the garden? This was discussed at some length a long time ago but we never had a proper answer.

[oldherbaceous]

And there is still no proper answer forthcoming.

Sarah Raven, how could you Chantal.

[Chantal]

Back to square one then. Hmmmm, I'll have to give this some more thought.

Personally I think a day trip to Milton Bryon at clock winding time may be the best bet.