Oh Dear

[Johnboy]

Following up on what Giulia said about White Fly not liking Lettuces I was browsing trying to find the actual properties of Lettuce and on a site and I came across this:
From a guy from St Albans.

I once put myself on a beer and cabbage diet. I can vouch that I lost weight, friends and control of my lower bowel, often simultaneously.

I simply can't stop laughing.
JB.

[lizzie]

That's disgusting...........

[Piglet]

Sounds like a normal Friday night out for Grock

[oldherbaceous]

Johnboy thats not what i was expecting to read, and i was half way through my lunch.

[Johnboy]

Bon appetit monseur OH.
JB.

[Chantal]

Thanks JB, I've just choked on my lasagna

[alan refail]

Beer and cabbage for lunch OH
Warn Bedfordshire to stand clear when the bowels fail
Will it be "Oh s**t" night in Milton Bryan

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Alan, i really can't start to imagine why you think so badly of me.

[peter]

More like "OH oh shit night!"

[strawberry tart]

we did a bit of a roast thing last night with 2 large bannana shallots and 2 large roscoff onions in there....Phew!..maybe it was the mixture I'm not sure..S.T.

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Johnboy, now look what you have started .

[Chantal]

A friend of mine who has veg from me is strenuously resisting all my offers of Jerusalem artichokes.

She says that a couple of years ago she went to a friend's for dinner. On the menu were mixed roast veg and she ate a several dozen "unusual but very nice small potatoes".

She says she couldn't sleep for the noise (every 30 seconds or so) let along any other emissions

She's too scared to try them again

[lizzie]

If you want to know about wind....you should try going to the site Grock and I are on.

There's enough hot air and wind around for anyone at the moment

[GIULIA]

My cat loves bolognese sauce..
sadly he then lies on my bed with his bum pointing my way and a concert begins. Everyone has their digestive limits.

[Chantal]

Oh Giulia, you've just reminded me of my cat, Shadow, who's been departed this earth many years now. He absolutely adored chilli, especially the kidney beans, but afterwards He'd sleep on my bed and snore loudly punctuated by even louder botty burps. I had to wear ear plugs and keep my nose under the duvet but often I couldn't sleep for laughing at him

He too was very fond of bolognese sauce, the more garlic the better; that didn't do him any favours either. I had five other cats when he was alive and mercifully not one of the others like the same food.

Happy days, thanks for the memory.