I'm Back..........

[The Grock in the Frock]

well i might as well be shirley and talk to a rock for all the convo i get out of him at the mo,hes fixed to the box with the remote implanted in his arm

[lizzie]

I took the batteries out once....just to see what would happen......there was murder.

Really funny for me watching them. It was like that bit from The Queen Of Sheba when Nanna takes the batteries out of Jim Royles remote control

[The Grock in the Frock]

well homer simpson springs more to mind

[Jenny Green]

Welcome back m'dear Lizzie.
The forum was quiet without you, even Herby was subdued.
I've completely lost any comprehension fo whatever you and the Grockodile are talking about (and I've only had a pint!)
but I just wanted to say that I'm irresistable to all biting insects too.
There's an internet rumour that Avon's Soft and Fresh dry oil body spray is used by the SAS as a mozzie repellant. I've tried it and it was useless. The only thing that works for me is anything comtaining DEET. Max strength should be 50% (you can get 100% but it melts plastic so probably wouldn't be any good to your skin ).
It's truly foul stuff but sometimes needs must.

[lizzie]

Thanks for that Jenny, but I have to be careful cos i've got sensitive skin.....think i'm just going to have to put up with it.

Can't find the clip on Youtube of the bit I meant about the remote control thingy...found this one instead. Very funny so enjoy

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-qX_gbm4Tvw

[The Grock in the Frock]

sensitive skin,shes got a rind like a rhino

[lizzie]

I'm a delicate little flower and anyone says anything and i'll swing for them.

I said to Big Andrew that I was a delicate little flower and he said I was more like a triffid

[The Grock in the Frock]

well im sure andrew knows you best

[lizzie]

He's a man...what does he know?

[The Grock in the Frock]

true

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Lizzie your holiday description sounds absolutely idyllic, it sounds as if it has a simulacrum to where i live, i feel the only big difference is, we don't have rampant tourists here.

[alan refail]

...just rampant locals

[oldherbaceous]

Umm well yes, the less said about that the better, but that old girl that lives down the road is a ri.........

[lizzie]

That's the only problem going to the countryside.....a girl has be careful of rampent peasants