attention. Tigger

[lizzie]

oh errrrr

Chantal is THE Phantom Chicken Squeezer of Old Rugby Town.

Lie down and tell me Chantal, have you had this urge for a while or is it a recent development

[The Grock in the Frock]

ha! ha!who needs a night out in town,when i can have a gr8t laugh here

[Chantal]

I'm sure I've said far too much already, but I've been squeezing supermarket chickens for well over 20 years.

[The Grock in the Frock]

what ever takes your fancy

[Chantal]

I don't fancy them Grock, just enjoy squeezing them

[The Grock in the Frock]

pleze enlighten why you squeeze them

[Chantal]

'cos they feel nice. All cool and smooth and squishy.

[lizzie]

Hey, whatever blows yer frock up Chantal

it's strange but hey, what they hell do I know?

[The Grock in the Frock]

well you like setting fire to every think so you cant talk

[lizzie]

Well, blame the daft bugger that bought me the flame weeder....

Oooh, I bought myself that......

You're worse than me......you go and collect the wood for me to set fire to

[Tigger]

Children..........children. Stop it now!

[lizzie]

hello Tigger

[The Grock in the Frock]

o.k mom,how was your program with the luvly J.M

[Chantal]

Morning Tigger, where were you last night? Come to think of it, OH was missing too. Hmmmm

[Tigger]

Well - I watched him in Dubai (over a year old) and I taped this morning's SK Bites - gorgeous x 2.

Still seems JM is the one!