Cat

[pigletwillie]

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -- Albert Schweitzer

I agree Grock - unfortunately

"Malice drinks one half it`s own poison"

[paul.r]

I always thought it was jack daniels and guinness...Paul

[cur]

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Esta ... /egypt.htm

woof woof!

[lizzie]

I too am a cat person who used to own 3 but am now down to 2. The lottie also has a pack of neutered feral cats that help keep the mice population under control.

I also have a nutty dog that Sweetie the cat beats up on a daily basis.

Try this website www.mycathatesyou.com. Hysterical.

Mind you, there is an old saying which applies to humans as well as cats. What is it I hear you all cry!!!

"Never spit on your own doorstep!!!"

Wise advice.

[Chantal]

Never SPIT on your own doorstep? Blimey, you're refined up there in Liverpool!

[vivienz]

Yes - great picture, lovely to see the sunshine too. Sadly my cat gets a nose bleed if she goes as far as the end of the garden, being a not-too-terretorial female (and getting on and lazy). Anyhow, I have Friday and Monday off as a long birthday weekend, and my special treat to myself is to spend those two entire days at my allotment! I went to chuck the kitchen stuff in compost bins this morning, the snowdrops are in full bloom, the primroses are out and all the frogs are in the pond busy making frog spawn for the first time this year. Spring has arrived and it really doesn't get much better than this (apart from having to go to London today - yuk!).

[lizzie]

Yep, I was brought up dead proper by me ma and da. I also peaks proper like wot me nin teached me. I do do dat doh dont de doh

The story behind it was someones son had been seeing two girls at the same time. That was the advice his dad gave him cos both girls lived near each other.

[The Grock in the Frock]

o god girl,r ya tryin to do posh or sumfink

[lizzie]

Yeh. Why do ya wanna make sumfink of it?

Put ye brown mix down and get outside. Big Jimmy will 'old the kebabs

[Guest]

talking about things on peoples door steps reminded me of a game we used to play up here in l.pool,i know its getting off the subject ,but here goes.......we used to pick up dog poo and wrap it in newspaper,then we would place the paper on someones doorstep and set light to it,we would then knock at the door and hide.the person would come out and see the newspaper on fire and then stamp on the paper too put is out.....you can all guess the rest ha,ha i was such a sweet child

[The Grock in the Frock]

the sweet child was me.this thing keeps logging me off and no im not fightin wiv ye cus ill get me shell suit cuved in ye blood

[lizzie]

I used to tie peoples door knockers together with extra strength invisable cotton. We'd then pull the cotton and watch as people stuggled to open their front doors.

Remember when we were on that holiday Grock when we were kids and we were in the field watching the doormice climbing the wheat and feeding Henry the Pig. Mum didn't know where we'd got to and it was dark. I thought she was going to kill us when she found us!!!!

[lizzie]

An i can't fight wiv ya cos i'm still tagged an i havn't reported in yet

[The Grock in the Frock]

ok mate forget the fight,and yes i remember ye mar's holidays they were boss,must do it with our kids some time when cash is flowing.remember bottle feeding the lambs,and ye dad snoring ha ha,great days ay

[lizzie]

Yep, it'll be great for the kids. I can see the 2 babys doing exactly the same as we did. It'll be great. We'll talk about it if you like. Take them all to a farm. There are some great organic ones that are really hands on so the kids will get all lovely and mucky.