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Jenny Green
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OMG that's the funniest website I've ever seen.

I just couldn't think of anything dirty for the chicken to do! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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We believe you dear Jenny, we believe you. :twisted: :) :wink:
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It won't solve world hunger for me! :cry:
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what time do the frivolities start?
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Going to cry off I'm afraid. Have a load of exam papers to mark.

Have a great time everyone. I'll look forward to reading the drunken exchanges in the morning.

Jopsy, I think they're starting at nine when the bride to be returns from the lottie.
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oh yuk-enjoy jenny! :?
ok ill pop back l8er
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I'm back from the lottie but as I'm horribly dirty I'm going for a shower before I change into my chicken costume. Rosie's all ready but Rocky and Selsey have gone to bed, they reckon it's well past their bedtime.

See you when I'm clean... :wink:
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Jenny, tell that chicken to lay an egg or something silly and he will (try to) do it. Tell him to do anything naughty and he comes and shakes a finger at you for being rude. Type in "come up close", that's really scary :lol:
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Party time!

I'm showered and dressed. Food's piled up. Wine open. Music on. Where is everyone?
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here here im here
that makes 2 of us :wink:
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Thank goodness for that!

Where's the belle of the ball then? She wanted a late start and now Selsey and Rocky have taken to their beds.

This could be a bit of a chickening out event, if you know what I mean?!

Well - we can strut our stuff in the meantime. Who have you come as Jopsy?
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Come on OH - I know you're there. I can see you arriving.......
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And you Chanters - I'd know that shower gell anywhere. What have you done to your hair?????
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I'm here, all clean and tidy. As Rocky is missing, I've come as him; he didn't seem to notice me pinching some feathers.

What's to eat Tigger old girl? Do we have some of Lyndon's fabulous pastries? Oh, and I'm sticking to the Rioja tonight, no sprout wine for me, I'd like to live long enough to get married. :roll:
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Kashmiri Chicken, Prawn Masala, Lamb Dansak, Potato and Peas, Rice, Naans, and all the extras.

Fresh Strawberries, Raspberries, Gooseberries, Tayberries and anything else ripe. Meringues. A selection of ice creams.

All home grown or home made.

Plus a nice drop of something red - but it hasn't materialised yet, so I'm going on the prowl for that......
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