any ideas for valentines

[The Grock in the Frock]

have any of you luvly people any ideas of what i can do unussual for my luvly husband.i was thinking of having my greenhouse full of lighted candles,and preparing a nice meal for us both down on my plot,mayby with jazz f.m for company.then watching the stars around a nice warm bomb fire.can anyone maybe suggest anything else.NOTHING RUDE THOUGH ,AND THAT GOES FOR YOU LIZ ,AND YOU PIGLET!

[Malk]

please tell me you're not going to try and blow him up

sounds lovely really.

[The Grock in the Frock]

[pigletwillie]

you cutie pie Grock,

perhaps you could wrap tatties in foil and bake them in the bonfire embers and serve them with some really nice homemade toppings, you could put a big poker in the fire and heat some mulled wine in the traditional style of plunging the red hot tip in and watch it bubble.

How about some of those Balinese ballons that go up with a tea candle in, they would look romantic providing they dont crash land and burn Accrington Stanleys club house down,

Toast marshmallows on the ends of sticks and feed them to each other. If you light the barbie whilst keeping warm by the bonfire, your food choices become even better. Cut a lobster in half lenghtways and bbbq it and serve with melted butter

[The Grock in the Frock]

ooooooooh you old romantic you

[Guest]

muffins!

[lizzie]

Be careful in the greenhouse Grock, you know the walls are dodgy. How about ordering a nice currie with loads of garlic and pulses.

It would be fun with all thise naked flames around. Especially with 'imself

[peter]

all the heavy digging?

Are you sure you can get him down the allotment in the dark on the promise of a special treat, after what you did to poor piglet?

Seriously the nice home made meal sounds good, a bought in meal might save you some trouble. How in heavens name will you get a meal for two into the greenhouse and hot, not burnt, without himself noticing?

A spot of his favourite tipple(s), a good beer/wine followed by a sipping drink, whiskey or sloe gin?

[The Grock in the Frock]

liz ia wearing her naughty french maids costume,and will be serving us,although she dosnt know yet,are you free on the 14th chicken. i can keep the casserol warm in me bra,although i think it might be more practical to keep it warm on me cooker in the shed,got all the mod cons in there.piglet,liked your idea of the mulled wine and hot poker,do you know how to make the stuff?i dont think he'd like it stuck in his can off stella,and do you think it's wise talking about red hot pokers again,or have you found a new fantasy.....the grock chaising you around ye plot with a hot piece of rod.
i must go to confession,but i think 1000 hail marys will take a long time,and i cant be arsed

[Guest]

Who said "Muffins"? Any why is everyone ignoring this suggestion?

[Guest]

whats muffins got to do with anything?

[Chantal]

My sentiments entirely but, on Mon Feb 06, 2006 at 10:42 pm someone went on this posting and said "Muffins", take a look. Why muffins? What muffins? Who's muffins?

[pigletwillie]

muffin the mule is illegal in Ireland

[Chantal]

It's illegal over here too the last I heard...

[pigletwillie]

but perhaps not in Grocks shed