Lizzie's tea party

[lizzie]

I was telling Grock to sit by the door in the chinese restaurant, ready for doing a runner when the bill comes due
Mind you, with the smell in here we need the door open. This reminds me of my cousins Decree Absolute party. Went on for days!!!!!!

I've brought some scones, I made them before so they're still nice and warm. Tuck in everyone. Chantal, chuck some of your wine on the fire please, it's gone out!!!!

[Chantal]

If you'd chucked any of my wine on the fire your shed would've burnt down. The Iraq War would have been over in days if that had been available...

[pigletwillie]

ok ladies, who ordered the piglet stripogram,

HERES PIGGY

[lizzie]

GROCK

Please sit back down and control yourself.

[lizzie]

Ok Piglet

off off off off

[lizzie]

Quick, quick, everyone hide here's the fuzz. Hit the deck quick

[The Grock in the Frock]

sod the fuzz,carry on pigglet,quick someone pass us the baby oil.....ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy gooood girls now i know why he's got that name...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi

[Chantal]

Ooh you really laid yourself open for that one Piglet; perhaps I could have phrased that better.

Just remember less is more...

[lizzie]

Just remember, there's many a good tune played on a small fiddle

[lizzie]

Be careful where you sit down Piglet, sawdust can play havoc mixed with baby oil.

[pigletwillie]

you wouldnt like it on the end of your nose as a wart!

Anyway big or small I have got 20 stone to knock it in with!!!

[lizzie]

Easy tiger.

[Chantal]

Oh God Piglet, I was drinking my Nesquik when I read your last post I nearly choked.

You need a health warning.

[peter]

Lets just hope in all the excitement, of hiiting the deck piglet did not go down on the sandheap .

Sand and oil, oh ouch .


Quick someone chuck a bucket of cold water on the piglet .





Someone else fetch some more buckets for Grock!

[pigletwillie]

Lizzie, since the Grock "got hold of me" Ive come out in a strange rash, any ideas.