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Hi Beryl,
I was always led to believe that they came in five sizes. Small, medium, large, extra large and
deeeeear god!!
JB.
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Hi folks

As to jokes, here's one of my favourite videos. Put your speakers on, turn them up and enjoy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRP6NkBP0Xk
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Behave yourself!!!!! :shock:
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Lizzie, there are some better versions up there, where Ms Imbruglia joins him on stage. Try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dxf6keoYV0

Even better for the technophile is this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn0cxggWG1Q try it and let me know. :D
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Wellie wrote:Chantal, the oldies are definitely still 'the oldies' aren't they ? GOD that's old..!
Beryl, simply loved it.
Peter, you're reminding me now of Radio 2, as the best of us know and love....in the stylie of the lovely "Janet and John".

Peter, decides to throw a PARTY. Good old Peter...!
Peter is EXCITED today. See Peter jump up and down in his new flowery shirt.and comfy shorts.
Do YOU know what a FOP is ?!
Wellie does. See Wellie plait Peter's hair and put ribbons in to match the Christmas Decorations in Mrs. Bickerdyke's grotto.

Brilliant idea Peter, and we look forward to it lots.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ballboy, new pants please.


Wellie darling, I'll look forward to it, it will either take hours or no time at all as last night I had a haircut. Number One!

The body hair might be long enough, daughter does refer to me as her bear, but I don't fancy plaits in it.
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Cheers Peter, hadn't seen that one with Natalie Imbruglia in!!!!!

Here's another favourite of mine. Be warned, there is some strong language in this. I love the expression on the wife's face. Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeWcuzvSJnI

Another one is George W Bush sings Sunday Bloody Sunday. Superb. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXnO_FxmHes
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partay partay
can it be fancy dress??
please...
the jokes are too rude!
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OOOOOOHHHHHHHH, I know I know

Hey Jopsy how about a Rocky Horror Fancy Dress Party?

Herby can come as Dr Frank N Furter!!!!!

Whhhhhhhooooooooooooo
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Dear Jopsy, if the jokes are a bit to rude, tell Rolly not to read them. :wink
Lizzie Dr WHO. :wink:
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Dr Frank N Furter

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Blooming heck i wished i hadn't asked, don't forget i've got a reputation to live up to Lizzie. :twisted: Now that has left myself wide open to comments. :wink:
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Nothing to do with me. I'm saying nothing......... for now :twisted:
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Oh dear.....
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Oh NO! We're going to a party !
Never mind, Trousers and I will turn up and break the ice at Peter's Party here 'early doors', which let's face it, no-one wants to be the first to spill red wine on the carpet, do they?!
(Cream you say, Peter, uh huh)...

Then when we've eaten a few cheese straws and sprout vol-au-vents, we'll head off to our previously arranged party, and sneak in again behind the infectiously 'giggling Tigger' when the party's completely parping.
Trust me, Paulie, no-one will notice...!
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