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[richard p]

When you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this
brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair open
the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table
or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You
will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every Rectal
Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS.

[oldherbaceous]

Dear Richard, i'm glad to say i never get "i hate my job" day.
Glad i don't work for Johnson and Johnson though, very good.

[Allan]

It's a very good way to sell a lot of thermometers if this message gets around. I hope they wash them after the testing. Do you have shares in J&J?
Allan