Sleepily tried to brush it off and it bit me twice!
Very wide-awakily tried brushing it off, to be bitten twice again!
Tried removing my left buttock with left hand, success, intruder-wise.
By now wide awake I put the light on and started to search for what the devil had got at me, decided in the process that it was not bites, but stings.
Found a 1/2cm to 1/4 inch sized insect like a shrunken dark wasp crawling across the carpet towards the bed, dispatched it clinically with a pen knife blade to try and preserve the evidence. The other description that would fit is like an ant queen with a coloured band on the stinging end.
Here are the best photo's I could manage.
When everyone has had a good laugh at my experience please could they then try to identify my arse stinging nocturnal visitor?
If there is a nest of them I want to visit them before they visit me!

