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Ok, saw this on another website and I think it's very funny. I lmao. Enjoy

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took
himself off to the doctors.

"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little
paper bag.

"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but
I'll do a blood test and see what that shows,
come back and see me in a couple of days."

The little paper bag felt no better when he got
back for the results.

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.

"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!"
said the little paper bag.

"Have you been having unprotected sex?"
asked the doctor.


"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a
little paper bag!"

"Well have you been sharing needles with other
intravenous drug users?"
asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a
little paper bag!"

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a
jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.

"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little
paper bag!"

"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual
relationship?"

"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm
just a little paper bag!"

"Then there can be only one explanation."
said the doctor













This is good - wait for it .... .... .... .... ....

. .........


















"Your mother must have been a carrier"
Lots of love

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Lizzie that was terrible, but it did make me smile. :D
I've just got you lot back, now i'm off to Norfolk for a few day's tomorrow, so i will have to wait a bit longer to see all my friends witty remarks. :?
See you all in a few days time. :wink:

Kind regards Old Herbaceous.

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Good one lizzie - laughed out loud
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Brilliant Lizzie! thanks for making me laugh out loud!

Have a good break Herbie, coincidently I'm off to Norfolk on Monday, but only for the day
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Spooky. 8)

Kind regards Old Herbaceous.

Theres no fool like an old fool.
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OMG.....

Thanks Lizzie. I'm sure my colleagues in the NHS will enjoy that.........

Does anyone want a repatriated employee........?
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Lizzie, that was probably one of the worst jokes I've ever heard honeypot. Keep it up....
Oh, and I've emptied my inbox for you now !!
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OMG that is dreadful; but seeing as it's you
PMSL!!! :lol:
I'll share it with my Dad that's the kind he enjoys (bless him) :D
"Happiness is the sense that one matters"
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I do like a bad joke. I've got some more but couldn't post them on here as they're a bit rude!! :shock:
Lots of love

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Hey Lizzie,

Hands up as to who would mind if it was a LITTLE bit rude??

So there we are then..........
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me, wellie
i'm very shy and proper! :wink:
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.....and you lie like a rug Jopsy.....
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I don’t know if this one qualifies as a bit ruder, but it is along a similar theme….



A man goes into his Doctors surgery and says; “Doctor, I have a problem, but it’s really embarrassing”


The doctor assumes a professional air and says “Now worry not dear chap, I am a professional, I am very used to dealing with all sorts of embarrassing complaints, how may I assist?”


The man blushes and replies “ Well, I’ve noticed that every time I see, or even just hear a lorry going past, I become….um….aroused, you know….physically”


The Doctor looks concerned; “Are you sure? Every time?”


“Yes” the man replies, and at that moment a large truck thunders past the window outside, and the man crosses his legs and grabs a medical journal to cover his lap and his embarrassment.


“Well, says the Doctor, slowing shaking his head “There is no doubt about it, this is very serious I’m afraid……very serious indeed…….”


The man looks very scared….”Do you know what it is then Doc? Is there a cure? Can you help me?”


The Doctor looks at him gravely and replies “I’m afraid I do know what it is…………………….(steel yourselves………….!)










You are HGV positive…….!”
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ooooh god,i;m going to slash my wrists :shock:
Love you lots like Jelly Tots
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Get in a queue Grock.
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