Loo rolls

[Carrie]

Or as a English teacher used to say to us:-
Cliches - avoid like the plague

[Carole B.]

I think you're taking going green a little too far Allan......everyone knows Rhubarb is too soft......

[Beccy]

Figs do grow wild in this country if the seeds can get hot enough to germinate. They still grow along the Don in Sheffield where the water had been heated by the steel industry.

And I had one growing through my patio that I know was not planted.