Can someone send me a large plaster and some painkillers.
I just fell off my chair at the notion of you girls prowling the garden after dark in wellies, hat and robe naturel. The police have extremely powerful torches.
Imagine yourselves up in court like that lady in Wales, whose neighbour videoed her sunbathing nude in her garden, including several extended walks from her house to sunbathing spot and back via the shared drive.
It ended up in court under "behaviour likly to offend or corrupt".
Chantal, Jopsy, how will you explain your court appearances to your OH's
"Just practicing for later darling!"
"I thought I'd bring my love for gardening into our love life!"
"A huge slug ate my dress!"