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I really enjoyed watching the big allotment challenge yesterday :wink:
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Agree Retropants!

I thought it was pretty good & I was well prepared to be cynical. I might be able to get some nice radishes & a few straight stems of sweet peas, but couldn't arrange or have that variety of flowers, have never made curd & I'm sure couldn't make jam that quickly, so hat's off to them even if some were disasters.

More importantly none of them irritated me too much! :D :D

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Lucky for you Westi, I lasted less than five minutes. :?
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Oops, Westi, I was being sarcastic, sorry!! I got bored and there wasn't enough actual gardening. I shan't bother with the rest :)
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Ukip Paid Eastern Europeans To Give Out Leaflets As 'They're Cheapest'

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/05 ... de=2394733
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Another bit of UKIP(ocracy)!

UKIP MEP Nathan Gill employed 'dozens' of migrants

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-27696015
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Beatles George Harrison memorial tree killed by beetles

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Fancy a thrill? Aberystwyth is the place to go!

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I found myself in a motorway loo cubicle the other day day.
In the adjacent one was a mother with her obviously very small daughter . I couldn't help smiling at the small girl's question "Mummy, does the queen go to the toilet just like we do, and does she have to take her crown off first? ."
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And for those with a broad mind:....

Two signs outside public toilets in Petworth a few years ago:-
First one read
LADIES
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Caution, slippery when wet.
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Where did you find that one Alan?
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can't get that to open...
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