KIDS=FUNNY

[The Grock in the Frock]

Was down the plot on sat having a b.b.q with liz and her son and my 2 youngest.The children were very happy diggin the tarts plot for worms,when her son came over and asked me for a tape measure,i asked him if they wher measuring the worms they had found,he answered.....No,we want to measure the size of our holes

[lizzie]

That's nothing. He was watching Supervets and the dog was sitting next to him. The dog was really engrossed and little Andrew said

"Oooh Chiefie, this must be just like watching Holby City for you!!!"

What can I do with this kid???

[The Grock in the Frock]

my son once asked his nanna...nan,are you a catholic or a prostitute