Girls - need more time for gardening ?

[vivie veg]

Tip 1
Always cook things in the oven with a covering on to stop them spitting...then you'll never have to clean the oven. OR buy a self cleaning oven...I've had mine 14 years and never cleaned it!

Tip 2
Line your grill tray with foil...the heat will be reflexed back and you throw the foil complete with grease and baked on gung away, leaving your grill clean.


I could set up a website and charge a fortune for this info!

Vivianne

Keep laughing!

[Chantal]

I do have a self cleaning oven. I also have a partner who firmly believes that whenever you cook a roast you have to put the over on for at least 15 minutes at thermo nuclear power to "seal the meat" and then turn it down. He won't wrap anything, put foil on or over anything and believes on cooking stuff like pizza just on the shelf with nothing underneath so all sorts hit the deck. I have learnt from bitter experience to open the windows/doors and shut up. Much easier to get Steve round in his shreddies a couple of times a year... Where are Grock and Lizzie tonight?

[Jude]

OR
line grill pan with foil, let 14 year old grill own veggie burgers and then close door (leaving grill on) then get nice new cooker and completely redecorated kitchen.

[The Grock in the Frock]

HI honey,im here.I also have a self cleaning oven.......IT CLEANS ITS SELF

[Chantal]

Grock, what do you think of Steve's photo? I'm still in shock.

[lizzie]

Where did he find that picture of my Andrew from.

I thought we'd managed to track down all the negatives

[Franksmum]

MWAH HA HA HA HA

I fixed the loo seat so it doesn't stay up! ha ha ha ha

[retropants]

ingenious, and very amusing!

[Guest]

Saw Steves picture,sorry Chaza,does absolutly nothing for me Now show me a pic of my little piglet man and ye will see me come over all funny,he even offered to file me tallons,now what more can a girl ask for,i know, can ye rub creem on me hemaroids please piglet.You dont have too worrie hunny,im hoplessly devoted to ye. and im sure we can find better things to do than clean the oven

[The Grock in the Frock]

its me and i DID LOG ON

[Tigger]

Steve - don't you look different with your clothes on? I hardly recognised you - or is it someone else in those photographs on your allotment?

[STEVE PARTRIDGE]

I know Tigger, it's amazing what a bit of false tan can do for my looks, I wish!!! no that is me on the allotments I'm afraid you caught me out, thanks Steve.