Vegetable limericks

[Geoff]

There once was a man from Chwilog
Who started a veg growing blog
But all his planning was in vain
Because down came the rain
And changed his prize plot to a bog

[Geoff]

Then there's him in the Forest of Bowland
Who doesn't grow on the lowland
High above the dales
Battered by the gales
Just searching for rhymes like poor Scotland

[alan refail]

Then there's him in the Forest of Bowland
Who doesn't grow on the lowland
High above the dales
Battered by the gales
For many that sounds like no-go land

[alan refail]

A couple more to keep you occupied if it's wintry outside where you are.

A clever young gardener from Betws
Has developed a new kind of lettuce


There was a keen gardener in Worcester
Whose show veg just never passed morcester

[alan refail]

There was a keen gardener in Worcester
Whose show veg just never passed morcester
So he gave them a scrub
And a vigorous rub
And buffed them up with a dorcester