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Cats

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:26 pm
by Fair Weather 33
Evening peeps

Why oh why is that the groung that I dug over at the end of last year has suddenly become irrisistable to the next door neighbours cat since I planted me shallots.

Arrrrrgh. Have had to replant twice now. Also felt a bit foolish running out with a towel yelling no no no. (Although could legitimatly blame 2 year old for this). As it I am sure related to some demolishion monster.

:evil: :evil: :evil:

Re: Cats

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:31 pm
by Kleftiwallah
Just sit in your garden with a modern high powered water pistol across your lap. A few good shots and they will soon get the message. Cheers, Tony.

Re: Cats

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:27 pm
by Nature's Babe
Save your fresh orange peel to spread about, that turns them off too.

Re: Cats

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:03 pm
by thetangoman
Try some Lion or tiger poo from the local circus or zoo...really works to start with .
Feed them cats with boiled starfish..at first it tastes lovely , but after a while it starts to react and the cat eventually gets stomach ache and never returns again !!

Re: Cats

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:22 am
by Fair Weather 33
Ta V much peeps.

Have been scattering orange peel like crazy just wating for the cat.

Re: Cats

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 11:05 am
by pongeroon
I'm wondering where I can get boiled starfish so far inland...I don't think Tesburyrose do them. :lol:

Re: Cats

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:59 pm
by thetangoman
pongeroon wrote:I'm wondering where I can get boiled starfish so far inland...I don't think Tesburyrose do them. :lol:


Any decent fishmonger or supermarket :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Cats

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:09 am
by alan refail
thetangoman50 wrote:Try some Lion or tiger poo from the local circus or zoo...really works to start with .


...and I wonder how Fairweather is re zoos and circuses :wink: - especially since circuses haven't had any animals, let alone lions and tigers for years now :shock: :shock:

Re: Cats

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:16 am
by Shallot Man
A good Jack Russel works wonders. :wink:

Re: Cats

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:41 pm
by Fair Weather 33
Afternoon alan refail

Yip not too many zoo animals here (unless you count the locals) :lol: :lol: :lol: .

Sorry Shallot Man. There was a Jack russel around here, but a few years ago the then next door cat scared it away (well the cat was 1 stone in weight) :shock: (also saw same cat kill 3 wesels :shock: :shock: )

Hope everyone is having a good day :D .

P.s cat has not used the plot yet. but don't blame it it is blowing a force 6 here today!!

Re: Cats

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:35 pm
by thetangoman
alan refail wrote:
thetangoman50 wrote:Try some Lion or tiger poo from the local circus or zoo...really works to start with .


...and I wonder how Fairweather is re zoos and circuses :wink: - especially since circuses haven't had any animals, let alone lions and tigers for years now :shock: :shock:

Well..just a suggestion and one that works..some of us have no access to a jack russell either !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Cats

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:04 pm
by Clive.
Meanwhile, "our" cats, Commitee Kittee and Craig, may dig the odd hole or two...but Kittee is an ace mouser and Norwegian Forest Cat Craig knows a thing or two about dealing with rabbits.....

...and Tigers live just up the road from here...so they are about.. :shock:
......... I mean touring about in their lorry.. :wink:

Clive.