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Well i missed all the hoo har and 4 once was not involved! Chantel and my self thought it might be a good time for a party.Our last parties have been a success
You all invited,just need a time, date and a theme,how about it!!!!!!

You can count me in, most evenings I'm available for at least part of the time. I can do wine but not sure what the theme should be...

i can do belly dancing

I'll bring the gin and dancing girls..


Who's doing the entertainment?

Well, I'm not very good at parties.....but I could come along and tell you all about my latest aeroplane spottings...

...and after that the history of our wheelbarrow fleet........

Clive.

Belly dancin sounds cool - wondering which of the fellas can flex his Pec's
to music ?

guess id better pop out to the shed and see if i can find the last bottle of sprout wine....perhaps its matured into something potable.... must be ten years old now.... if its hiding ive got some plum or blackberry thats tasty.... but seems to make people giggle and fall over

I can offer.some Raspberry Vodka?

Think I've still got some ancient Sloe Gin left in a cupboard I can add, although that bottle has gained a bit of notoriety.

We'd hurriedly decanted it into a Ribena bottle from which I hadn't removed the label. Some relatives staying with us at the time saw it in the kitchen and gave some to their 7 year old son, thinking it was Ribena. There was a bit of a panic later when the poor child kept zonking out all over the floor.

Ha ha,bring that primrose,i will be like the little one after a few,could you put it in a babies bottle pls,may b that can b our theme,babies,would love to see some of the lads on here in a nappy,or is that to perverted

Well, I'm told by somebody who enjoys a few nights out on the social scene that the prime ploy these days is to go into your party venue with your rehydrating bottle of mineral water emptied and refilled with generous amounts of Gin or Vodka and tonic. I gather it's a common way in these cash strapped times of keeping down the cost of purchased alcohol in Night Clubs!

But perhaps we're going to be meeting in OH's greenhouse where he's got the scrumpy cider barrel all set up for a squiffy evening so subtefuge won't be necessary.

If it's a Tramps Ball or fancy dress, , I've still got a pair of old gardening trousers somewhere where the back seam has split in a rather interesting place.

Oh - and Clive..... After a pint of OH's Scrumpy, I'll definitely be up for a ride in your Wheelbarrow ! It surely can't be any more mind boggling than the ride I once had on somebody's Penny Farthing bicycle after his rather intoxicating 21st birthday party in the days of my youth.

Primrose wrote: It surely can't be any more mind boggling than the ride I once had on somebody's Penny Farthing bicycle after his rather intoxicating 21st birthday party in the days of my youth.

Wow - I hadn't realised you were so old, Primrose!


Eek - It's probably time to make a quick exit!

Only joking

Need some party games - I haven't come across any online games but then I am not a party animal. Perhaps something from "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" could be adapted. They have one where they each add alternate words to a never ending sentence but that could become a rather long thread. How about adding sentences to a story, each sentence of a maximum length say 10 words?

Riddles?
I'm edgeless, divided, yet united and cut through things, what am I?