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Poor Lizabets got sent to ozzy today,due to her being an old fart and her bones falling to bits im sure we could all cheer her up with a few funny mesages for when she gets out! I am such a crap friend and will not be going to visit her as i hate people being sick and ozzys, but she knows that,so im sure she will forgive me ,but i will make her laugh when she escapes,hopefully soon
some funnies for the tart would be gr8

Dear Lizzie, i know you must have been excited about going for tea and cucumber sandwiches, but this seems a little extreme.

Hurry up and get better, or i will have to pop up there with my Doctors uniform.

Seriously now, i hope you are soon feeling a lot, lot better, and we are all thinking of you, down here in Bedfordshire.xxxxx

oooh doc uniform,now were talkin !!!!!!!!!!!

Wishing Lizzie a speedy recovery.

Ooh! steady on Dear OH.....we don't want Lizzie having a relapse! Wait until she's fit!
There's an incentive for you Lizzie!
Thinking of you chuck. xx

Awwwww, Lizzie loves her little Grockie. She is such a good friend and I feel bad cos she's been left to deal with a certain situation when I should be helping her.

I am now out again (for the time being and because I hate being in) but will be going again soon

Thanks for all the get well messages

Herbie in his Doctor uniform, dont forget to warm yer stethoscope and yer hands first Do I need to get my nurses uniform out?

Things are complex but I'm hoping will be sorted soon but things did get scary. I started sweating harder than George Michael in a prison cell

Gardening and the lottie for me are out for some time but my good friend is looking after things for me for a while.

It could get interesting cos I got a walking stick. An Aussie friend said it's just giving a Grumpy Old Fart a weapon

Thanks once again peeps....Grockie and you lot really are the best

oh dear,me thinks Lizabets illness has got to her brain,she has gone all sentimental on me,STOP WOMAN,ITS SCARING ME!!!!!!!
Ha ha,glad u back home xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi LPP,
Hope that you are feeling better now my girl of girls.
When you are feeling down just remember the memorable time that we spent in the woodshed together! Our everlasting secret!
JB.
XX.

Oh Johnboy

What happend in the woodshed stays in the woodshed eh?

mmmwwwwaaahahahahahaha

Sounds as if you two were 'kindling' a relationship, being as it was in the woodshed.

Sorry Lizzie i know that was awful, but hopefully it made you smile, you lovely person you.

Hi LPP,

JB.

Awww, what can I say? I can always rely on JB and Herby, my boys, to cheer me up