ATT MRS PIGLET

[The Grock in the Frock]

do you fancy doing it this monday,or is that too soon?,do you need longer to get in the right frame of mind ?im deffo going for it as chest is getting worse.will speak to you soon..............................and as for the Mary Whitehouses out there,were talking about giving up the fags!

[peter]

For a minute there I though piglet was for it.

[pigletwillie]

Grockling,

Mrs Piglet is hard at work, filing her trotters no doubt.

I have relayed your proposal to her and after much kicking and squealing she is coming around to the idea. Mrs Piglet will be online this evening to set it all up Grock. Go for it guys.

No Peter not me, clean living guy I am.

[pigletwillie]

Grock - I have sent you a PM on the matter!!!

Mrs Piglet

[peter]

"A hint of suspicion clings to the trotter that offers vapo-rub." might be a more appropriate signature for piglet . Perhaps Mrs Piglet should procure an un-sullied moniker?

[pigletwillie]

I agree Peter. Any suggestions?

Mrs Piglet (soon to be known as something else)

[peter]

Right as I've been invited, here goes and it is all tongue in cheek.

Babe, I might get a slap or a kiss for that one, but he was a boy.

Miss Piggy, I will probably get a throat chop for that and its a bit obvious.

Pig-iron, housewifely task allied with pig, plus it's strong.

Guinea, think on it .

Mr Kipling prompts me to suggest Pinecoffin who knew much on the subject of pig or Nafferton who was an earnest enquirer on the subject.

Senora Cochinillo, for the exotic sun loving married female piglet.

Aunt Pettitoes, a married mother of eight, including Pigling Bland. Think back to when you were very small as all the following mine the same literary vein.

Cross-patch, depends what Piglet has done today.

Suck-suck, I think not somehow.

Yock-yock, too obscure.

Spot, not piggy enough.

Pig-wig girlfriend of Bland, could be good, but this piglet likes Peppadew Peppers I believe so cannot be Bland. However and I quote "A perfectly lovely little black Berkshire pig stood smiling beside him." reminds me of a photo posted recently .

Miss Dorcas, not piggy enought again, aunt of Little Pig Robinson.

Miss Porcas, sounds good, second aunt of Robinson.

I reckon either Babe, Pig-wig or Miss Porcas.

[Beccy]

[pigletwillie]

Wow Peter, you have been busy! Thank you for that very interesting list of names. I had quite a job to decide which I liked the best. In the end, it has been a toss-up between Senora Cochinillo, which describes me to a T, but I think I will plump for Miss Porcas. It does have a lovely 'ring' to it! (No pun intended, honest!). I will use it for now anyway. Mr Piglet changes his avatar on a regular basis, so I just might do the same with my name.

Thanks for taking the trouble. (Are you retired or did you do all that in your lunch break?)

Miss Porcas

[peter]

Lunch-break.

Just don't say it in a drawn out manner.

[pigletwillie]

I won't, Peter. We only get half an hour in the NHS. Are there any jobs going at your place??

Miss Porcas