Election

[alan refail]

If you get bored/annoyed you can always give 'em a slap.

[Chantal]

Ooh, that feels good, although I did accidentally slap David Cameron and Nick Clegg right across the chops just by moving my mouse before I knew what I was doing

Having just had to listen to David Milliband, Vince Cable and William Hague being very tedious outside Westminster, are we limited to these three?

Thanks Alan

[oldherbaceous]

I just slapped the lot of them, shame they haven't got a clenched fist for some of the other parties.

[Shallot Man]

My problem is which of the crooks do I vote for.

[Suzie]

My problem is which of the crooks do I vote for.

Difficult isn't it!

[Geoff]

We've always said anybody who comes to the door has a good chance of our votes - 25 years no takers so far!

[Primrose]

I think I might stand as a last minute candidate and vote for myself.
At least then I'd know what I'm voting for!

[alan refail]

Well, I know now (100% certain) who our MP will be - Elfyn Llwyd.

[Westi]

You've got my vote Primrose - anyone that has a passion for
growing is fine by me. Perhaps when they come to the door
we can all ask them what their favourite potato or tomato is
and any delay in answering - whoops sorry I'm voting for
Primrose! Then think of them doing research into which of
the other candidates have Primrose as a nickname.

Westi

[Elaine]

That's really good...though I too, end up slapping all of 'em before I realised what it was about. Never mind...they don't take any notice of us any other time, so an unintentional slap won't make any difference.
Cheers.

[macmac]

That's really good...though I too, end up slapping all of 'em before I realised what it was about. Never mind...they don't take any notice of us any other time, so an unintentional slap won't make any difference.
Cheers.

I think you could beat them about the head with a big shovel and they wouldn't even feel it ,thick skinned!! all the money they fiddled grr.If you worked for a company where some of your colleagues were found fiddling wouldn't you shout very loudly 'til they got the sack ?
So even the ones who weren't fiddling are guilty in my book for not getting rid of the ones that were
sorry I'm ranting

[lizzie]

Definitely felt good slapping the 3 of them about. But I'm with macmac.......and chance of a shovel, baseball bat or chair leg? That would really make me feel better. Then I could get the rest of the thieving barstewards while i'm at it

[Geoff]

A hung parliament is possibly an over reaction to the expenses scandal but perhaps not too bad an idea.

[macmac]

Just a thought if all these "worthy" politicians (not two words used in the same sentence often) banded together to get this country thriving again-wonderful afterall it's what they tell us they all want .If they channelled all that energy into co-operation instead of points scoring.....oops sorry slipped into another univese not living in the real world sorry

[Shallot Man]

Maybe all those MP's who BENT the rules should have been banned from standing again.