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Why not try something different?

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:00 am
by Geoff
How about Liquorice?

Liquorice, Glycyrrhiza glabra is a hardy herbaceous plant and tolerates temperatures down to -15°C. Liquorice is deep rooting and is best grown in the ground. It does not usually grow well in containers unless they are large and very deep. A dustbin would be ideal. The planting season is either October, or February and March so you are only just too late if you get organised quickly. In the autumn it likes a dressing of farmyard manure. Unfortunately you have to be patient. During the first two years the growth is slight, the plants not rising above a foot. Not until the end of the third season will the roots be ready to take up for use, but harvesting generally best left to the autumn of the fourth year. As you can see it is quite a pretty plant that eventually grows about one metre tall.

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The roots and runners of the plants are taken up in late autumn. When required, they are crushed to a pulp and boiled in water, the decoctions are run off and then evaporated over direct heat, till a suitable consistency is obtained, being constantly stirred to prevent burning. While warm, the mass is taken out and rolled into sticks, stamped and stacked on boards to dry. Like with all vegetables, nothing you can buy quite compares with that you produce yourself.
There are several varieties to choose from. The variety 'Pontefract' is the hardiest form, 'Pozan' is commonly grown but is less hardy than 'Pontefract' requiring winter protection in the cooler parts of the country.

The first lady of propagation ....

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.... recommends a variety selected from Pontefract - Glycyrrhiza Bassettiana - it is easier to grow and has the sweetest taste. As you would expect she suggests the easiest method of propagation is root cuttings inserted into an open compost and with the application of a little bottom heat you will have your own plants in no time.

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So why not give it a try, go out today and buy some of the readily available cuttings.

Re: Why not try something different?

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:32 am
by oldherbaceous
Well i fell for it. :)

Happy April fools day. :wink:

Re: Why not try something different?

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:21 am
by alan refail
The Licorice Fields At Pontefract

by John Betjeman
In the licorice fields at Pontefract
My love and I did meet
And many a burdened licorice bush
Was blooming round our feet;
Red hair she had and golden skin,
Her sulky lips were shaped for sin,
Her sturdy legs were flannel-slack'd
The strongest legs in Pontefract.

The light and dangling licorice flowers
Gave off the sweetest smells;
From various black Victorian towers
The Sunday evening bells
Came pealing over dales and hills
And tanneries and silent mills
And lowly streets where country stops
And little shuttered corner shops.

She cast her blazing eyes on me
And plucked a licorice leaf;
I was her captive slave and she
My red-haired robber chief.
Oh love! for love I could not speak,
It left me winded, wilting, weak,
And held in brown arms strong and bare
And wound with flaming ropes of hair.

Re: Why not try something different?

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:31 am
by PLUMPUDDING
Nice one Geoff, did you eat the sweeties when you'd washed the soil off?

I wonder if a lady who ate liquorice allsorts would have the same effect on John Betjeman.

Re: Why not try something different?

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:03 pm
by Geoff
Being an addict I could never waste an allsort - they are washed but not eaten, I don't suppose a bit of vermiculite would do me much harm anyway. I don't think I am seriously enough addicted to try growing them but a lady with a bag of liquorice could be a temptation.

Re: Why not try something different?

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:36 pm
by alan refail
Geoff wrote:How about Liquorice?
with the application of a little bottom heat you will have your own plants in no time.


Congratulations, I think, are due to Geoff for being the first forum member, as far as I know, to post a picture of his bum. I'm disappointed he didn't give instructions on pricking out :oops: :oops:

Re: Why not try something different?

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:37 pm
by Suzie
alan refail wrote:Congratulations, I think, are due to Geoff for being the first forum member, as far as I know, to post a picture of his bum.

:lol: :lol:

Re: Why not try something different?

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:43 pm
by Geoff
I can't lay claim to that posterior, Alan; I haven't got a remote for my camera or a trustworthy assistant for such a pose. I used an old computer, you never know what you might catch, and Googled for "nice ass" then the rest is down to Photoshop. I have now transplanted them to a poly bag.