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No doubt "Vanishing Cream" will also be added to the "Missing" list !
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You have carowner virus.
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Someone once defined the difference between knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge was knowing that the Tomato is actually a fruit. Wisdom is not including it in a fruit salad.
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Any one want to ask the obvious question?
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ha! my friend just bought a little ceramic dog from an antiques shop in Salisbury. The sales person actually shouted to the back of the shop....I kid you not......'how much is the doggy in the window?'
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Is anyone interested in fashion?
Make sure you scroll down to the pics of men's inflatable latex trousers. Oh, goodness me. One guy looks like half a spider.
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Afraid the fashion industry makes no money out of me. It,s comfy old sweaters, fleeces and trousers, flat trainers, all of which have lurked in my wardrobes long enough to be beyond passing on to a charity shop !
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Inflatable trousers? Absurd and ridiculous.
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Never mind the fashions, aren't there some ugly folk about!
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Stephen wrote:Inflatable trousers? Absurd and ridiculous.


I agree. I fired off the link to a friend/colleague and also to my husband's boss. LOL!

I thought the designer missed a trick. If he'd made a matching top the model would've looked like a whole spider instead of only half of one. Can you imagine walking down your local High St wearing something like that?
I'm not into fashion either, I just happened to stumble upon that page and some of the designs made me laugh out louud.
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The Lab Bunny

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. 'Wow, this is great,' he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

'Hey,' he called. 'I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits

'Yes. Come and join us,' they cried.

Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. 'What else do you wild rabbits do ?' he asked.

'Well,' one of them said. 'You see that field there ? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.'

This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.

Later, he asked them again, 'What else do you do ?'

'You see that field there ? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well.' The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. 'Is there anything else you guys do?' he asked.

One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. 'There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there,' he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. 'They're girls. We make love to them. Go and try it.'

Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning making love to many girl rabbits until, completely exhausted, he staggered back over to the guys.

'That was fantastic,' he panted.

'So are you going to live with us then ?' one of them asked.

'I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't.'

The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. 'Why ? We thought you liked it here.'

'I do,' our friend replied. 'But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette.'
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