Husband and Wife are Christmas shopping. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on his mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the pub next door to that."
Please can we have some more 'funnies'?
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Me too, Shallot Man ...that did make me chuckle, Monika...
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He's making a list
He's checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is in violation of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679
He's checking it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is in violation of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679
Cred air o bob deg a glywi, a thi a gei rywfaint bach o wir (hen ddihareb Gymraeg)
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Believe one tenth of what you hear, and you will get some little truth (old Welsh proverb)
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Is it flue!!!
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He sees you when you're sleeping
And he knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So he is also being investigated under the Protection from Harassment Act 1997, Section 2A
And he knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So he is also being investigated under the Protection from Harassment Act 1997, Section 2A
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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Hot flushes..
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Cred air o bob deg a glywi, a thi a gei rywfaint bach o wir (hen ddihareb Gymraeg)
Believe one tenth of what you hear, and you will get some little truth (old Welsh proverb)
Believe one tenth of what you hear, and you will get some little truth (old Welsh proverb)